Roast me

[Towelie]

I'd hide behind a degenerate weed facade, too, if birds were my only friend.

So far, this is the winner imo xD

[Bakonator]

and yet I thought tow was smart.

[iLaxrv10]

So I made some memes, @Towelie  

[camster65]

I know why you got a bird, would be so you could teach it to say "I love you" but even the bird accepted that's never going to be said to you in this life

Would've put more time and effort into it, but even 1min thought seemed too much for a MINECRAFT SERVER OWNER!

[Britney1177]

Man, if I was a laundromat owner, I'd be rich. Because of all that dirty laundry you wash in public.


(pls no bin)

[Person514]

Why roast a person that's already been roasted more than a dozen times.

[Towelie]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie

You single-handedly ruined that song for me. I hope you're happy

[Towelie]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie

You single-handedly ruined that song for me. I hope you're happy

I am xd

[iLaxrv10]

I know its not a roast, but its a relevant meme. Enjoy, I really hope you can figure this out.

[onionboys]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

[Towelie]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.

[misspiggy95]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.

Its pretty funny

[Lucy_23x]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.

Its pretty funny

*Eats popcorn*
Beef in a roast me post, how convenient

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.

a)
b) it is, given the amount of likes
c) hmmm marisa's is pretty good tbh

But anyway, this is a roast, some aren't inherently funny, some just leave a burn mark from the heat

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

So I made some memes, @Towelie 

Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true

[Towelie]

So I made some memes, @Towelie 

Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true

[Britney1177]

So I made some memes, @Towelie 

Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true

Sir, would you rather have your clothes dry cleaned or laundered?

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

So I made some memes, @Towelie 

Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true

Love you too tow

But it wouldn't be the same without me

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me

[Towelie]

Love you too tow

[Towelie]

But it wouldn't be the same without me

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

But it wouldn't be the same without me

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me

Nice to know you used a song that uses the N word numerous times

[Towelie]

But it wouldn't be the same without me

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me

Nice to know you used a video that uses the N word numerous times

About that:

#1 I didn't use it, I just linked to a song
#2 It isn't used as a derogatory term in this song

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

But it wouldn't be the same without me

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me

Nice to know you used a video that uses the N word numerous times

About that:

#1 I didn't use it, I just linked to a song
#2 It isn't used as a derogatory term in this song

[iLaxrv10]

So Im assuming you do like my memes that I, and 15 others, approve of

Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Thanks XZ <3