If life gives you...

[TiiGeR]

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons...
 - Make lemonade.
#2 - If life breaks your computer...
 - Sue life.
#3 - If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the examples to stop it from becoming boring.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

[Pookalton]

Bash the person giving it to me, and take both.

If life kills you, is it really life?

[TheStarNomad✯]

Would be a burden I wouldn't have to bear anymore.

If life makes your parents eat all the cookies...

[krankenstein20]

Buy some more

If life stole your house (Literally lifted it up and ran away with it)

[darknuju]

sue life for a small loan of a million dollars


If life constantly messages/bugs you on Steam

[Khaled]

Block life.. DISTURB REALITY

If life screws you..

[PandaPugz]

Get a screwdriver and take it out xD

If life makes you a slug smoothie...

[eye_nine]

Dump it in the mulch

If you fail Math...

[stormshooter]

Tell your parents you got arrested then say it was a joke and they won't care. c:

If life gives you addictions to gaming...

[robingoofy]

Accept life and waste your money on it.

If life gives you a truck filled whit pigs?

[darknuju]

make glorious bacon


if life starts to stalk you

[CCookie22]

Block life on facebook, etc.

If life doesn`t like you

[PandaPugz]

Then kill life

If life gives you a hairy seal

[Khaled]

Ew throw it away

If life falls apart..

[PandaPugz]

Glue is back together


If life gives you meat but you're a vegetarian...

[Khaled]

Don't eat it

IF LIFE gives you .............................................a potato.....

[blalp]

Fly it and eat some French fries

If life give you..........a trillion dollars

[darknuju]

Give your best friend a small loan of a million dollars


If life slaps you in the face

[blalp]

play on SFT

If life gives you... the best computer in the world, but now money and no power

[Khaled]

Kill my self..

If life is mean, dark and violent

[blalp]

Look on the bright side, there is at least one dieting flower down here.

If life gave you... You woke up to find the matrix was true, you are now in the matrix reality

[Khaled]

Shoot em' Up!

If life slaughters you

[mewbow]

Don't talk to it for a week

If life trips you over..

[Fire_Lord_Nero]

Get back up and keep moving forward

If life gives you a second chance to fix something..

[calfrokrill]

Don't fix it you'll probably mess it up again scrub.

If life steals your Hot Wheels cars...

[Kitty_Wonders]

Steal them back.

If life decides to break every charger you ever get...

[American_Walrus]

I would kick life in the shins.

If life gave you a thousand paper cuts,

[Applecrakerpro]

Just Do Nothing

If life gave You a free trip to The Moon With Only a potato for a ...

[Aelia Angel]

I would become Desmond the moon bear and say "Die potato!" The potato will say "nooooo!" Then I squash it.

If life life gives you Admin for life on SFT forever and gives you infinite money... (Hey, look on the bright side for others, guys!)